Owen Schmitt Approves This Post

You guys really have no idea what you are getting yourselves into do you? Likewise I guess I can give you guys a buffer period. Since I do the first down cheer every night before I go to bed, and before every meal, I tend to rub some people the wrong way. And yeah, that whole "Fuck!" thing. Such a beautiful word, and it has so many different meanings. (The following are not my words. I just don't think I should link to the page they came from until I'm sure you guys aren't going to kick me out)

Fraud : "I got Fucked at the car dealership"
Dismay: "Oh Fuck it"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really Fucked now"
Aggression: "Don’t Fuck with me pal"
Difficulty: "I don’t understand this Fucking question"
Inquiry: "Who the Fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here"
Incompetence: "He's a Fuck up"
Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go Fuck yourself?"

I'm sure I'll fit right in at the Bastard Sons of Pinfall Marks Cheep-ass Tailgate 2007. Anyone up for Black Label beer bongs? Ummmmm!

If you guys ever hear me utter the words, "Hey! Watch my cannonball!", please make sure I'm standing in front of a large body of water. And preferably not standing on the Star City bridge. M'kay?

Life interrupts, but in all seriousness thank you for having me on board! I'm looking forward to it.