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41 comments:
This comment thread is going to be rediculous.
Dew
I am unfamiliar with Coach Mountaindrop, but an illegitimate son of Sam Walton is a coach, his name is Rodney Citrusdrop. He is not a very good coach however, and is often confused with Wandling Mountainlightning. Who also, by no coincidence is undesirable. I also thought your post would not have forgotten about the rumors swrling early on about Gerald "Peach" Nehi, who despite his open homosexuality is a very good coach. Damn I love Dew. I'm not gonna lie to ya.
Tony Larussa nearly lost his managerial spot early in his tenure with the Athletics, to one Dr. Eugene Pepper. Dr. Pepper doesn't do football, but he does have a law degree. He uses it almost as much as Tony uses his.
Dew is great. Dew is good. Let us thank it for our man-ginas.
Diet Dew is for the ladies. Little dogs like treats. Bratcos should be madatory fare at all NCAA events, as well as at bowling alleys east of the Mississippi.
Another coach that used to be popular but you never hear about anymore is Robert Cornwallice "RC" Cola. Also Kevin "Root" Beer always seems like he'll be a good coach but ends up awful. Then the schools always have to bring in Rasputen Ginger-Ale to make all the fans feel better agin.
Everybody wants Francisco Fanta as a special teams coach/kickers coach. And who can forget those Russian strenth coaches Rasputen Sunkist and Pavel Slice, both good but no Stephen Orangecrush.
Do not let us overlook the always satisfying coaching abilities of the brother duo- "Red" and his brother "Anonymous" Cream Soda. They always start off good, but you don't want them every season. Did we already reference Melvin Grape? He used to be Jim's favorite but is no more.
I also like the staff coaches Jimmy the Capri Sun, and his pothead nephew Hi-C.
Speaking of brother combinations who can forget the famous personal trainer brothers Jimmy "Gator" Aid and the cheaper Clarence "Kool" Aid, but he's so sweet and the worst of the bunch John "Power" Aid
Not to be confused with such bland alternatives as Chuck Evian, Douglas Deerpark, Ernesto Perrier, or Franklin "Not the Chocolate" Nestle.
Also worth noting, a few guys I have always looked up to... Asian persuasion, Yoo "Fuckin" Hoo, Grant Ovaltine, Clarence "Clearly" Canadian, and Steve Sasparilla.
I do like sasparilla dude.
A Sioux City sasparilla?
Yep, that's a good one.
My folks wouldn't let me play football. My mathlete coach was Stephen "Tang" Wang. He was also good at ping pong!
I had a gymnastics coach Scotty "the Fruit" Juice, I'd rather not talk anymore about that.
He must've been related to an old boyfriend of Option's mom, a guy I met named Tony "Juicy" Juice.
Tommy Lasorda had a gay affair with a transient named Slim. I think last name was Fast. Yeah it was actually.
I would make an Ice T reference, but there really is a guy named that so... shit.
Tommy Lasorda has never had anything slim or than a jim inside of him.
other than, dammit.
Did we reference that Hawaiian coach, "Donkey" Punch?
Tommy is a tall drink of somethin. It may be something to do with a Nickelback lyric, or bling rage associated with watching sub-par bands.
Would you rather be in the best Nickleback cover band in the hisory of the world or have sex with Tommy Lasorda? Both are going to leave you crying in the shower while burning your clothes.
If nickelback had a song in tribute of Dodger blue, I am pretty sure I could swing both of those. Especially considering Tommy's penchant for Nickelback and the small amount of musical talent requisite of being the worlds best Nickelback cover band. Woot. Woot. Fucking Woot.
Don Zimmer can't watch though, or he has to pay $50.
Giggity giggity! Randy Newman songs and Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa.
Remember, we're french waiters now.
This comment thread is ridiculous. Or is it rediculous? Woot.
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Season one of He-Man is amazingly enough- 33 episodes. That is just about 11 and 1/2 hours of He-Man. I am glad I brought that to worky.
I also enjoy delicious sammys, yummy snacks, sandy clam, and getting some through the pee hole. Long Beach what. Woot.
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