Semi-Pro Slaying

As it turns out, the bear that appeared with Will Ferrell in Semi-Pro really is dangerous. It killed a trainer. No shit.

Of course, now people want to kill the bear. A few hippies don't like animals on television. I say it is simple assumption of risk. What kind of idiot doesn't know a 7 1/2 ft. 700 lb. bear can kill you if it wants to?

"I was just grabbin' balls out there." - Jackie Moon

Mountaineer avenge Pitt loss

I just have a second to throw this out there- work and all- but the Coliseum was hot, crowded, raucous and horny. Well, maybe not all that horny.

Alexander was so money baby, and he knew it. Look at the box score if you haven't. Nichols was dialed in too.

"You eat a bag of shit." - W. Ferrell.