Our Hodge-Podge Page

This post is just to comment on the eclectic nature of the beast that is Pinfall Marks. As you scroll down this page, you are taken on this journey- from a dog shitting to a sweet ass, then to some NASCAR action (why?), followed by some bullshit about Borat, some yummy Pub Mix, a reubens reference (also yummy), penguin waa waa, an actual sports bit, a pic of Pryor, and finally back to the Penguins waa waa.

I dunno why we can't be full-time bloggers. This is all encompassing shit here. I will not even begin to consider addressing the pearls of wisdom contained within the comment threads. woot. Oh yeah, the animal you see pictured- as if you did not know- is a yak.

Waa waa. Waa.

Here you see yours truly doing his best to score a job fetching beers, booze, pub mix and delicious sammies for some unsuspecting family in need of a messenger penguin. Waa waa.

I also thought this would be a nice chance for a wise-ass comment contest. Waa waa.

I am afraid to post any analysis of tonights match-up. Louisville is scary. I think about Smalligan and try to assure myself everything will be fine- but then I think about being a #1 seed in the fuckin' NIT and I get a little pissy. Waa.

I need that!

It snowed a bunch here earlier today. I was looking at leftovers in the fridge with both distaste and distrust, but the roads were too bad go out and get anything. Then I remembered LaLa. I wish I had a penguin that would go to Sheetz for me pulling a cart he could load up with beer, hotdogs, and darts for the Aussie. I tried to get the little dogs to go but Fredo wouldn't even leave the porch to pee and Vedder can't walk further than 3 feet if there is snow on the ground before she starts limping. Plus penguins make that cool noise, waaawaaa. Or at least every Penguin in the Batman movies/shows/cartoons made that noise. I'm sure they were accurate in their depiction of the bird, I mean all penguins smoke and carry umbrellas too, don't they?

Enjoy it while you can Pittsburgh...

So in a single year, the 'Burgh loses the Chin and the Pens are probably heading west. Thanks a lot Governor. But at least the Pens are entertaining...




Christ, I've been reading about that kid ever since he took his first dump, deked out of his diaper and wristed it into his dad's face. And no, I'm not German.

This just in... the Pirates are competitive still suck.