Monday, May 5, 2008

Top 5 College Football Coaches-Kige Ramsey Style

God help us all! We are powerless in the presence of Kige Ramsey! He, the master of the dramatic pause. The master pronunciator! The fashion plate! And don't forget the keen intellect. By the way, who's Bo Schembekelker?




God I hate the off season!

5 comments:

chutta said...

Johnny, you suck! Quit posting poop on this blog. You make it hard to read. Again, you suck.

Johnny said...

Hard to read? You want me to use smaller words? OK!

chutta said...

How about smaller posts, or better yet, none at all. That way readers won't have to scroll through your blather to get to an interesting post. And again, you suck.

MountaineerBob said...

this guy is my new hero. I was thinking about video posts but forget it now. How can you top this guy?

dyer said...

Wait, so the next episode is the top 6 of all time? Is the addition of a number 6 supposed to entice us? Do #s 1 and 2 switch depending on who had the better game that week? Is Tom Osborne #6? Cuz if Tom Osborne is #6 then I have a bad feeling there is a Lou Holtz pep talk in the works about why Tom Osborne should surpass Steve Spurrier on the Kige Ramsey All Time Greatest College Football Coaches list.

God damn run-on sentences.