Here Comes Johnny

I welcome Johnny to our humble site. Not so much with open arms... I am not quite ready to hug it out. I like the idea of adding to the Bastard family. I do approve of the things I have read from our newest addition, and especially like Pink Floyd references. They make me so happy. Johnny may well change his mind once he meets up with our little tribunal. Especially once he meets OS. Not kidding at all. Definitely if they happen to meet at a golf outing and share a cart. Once McGoo drives him over a cliff and through a pond on the first hole only to get angrily silent for the last seventeen- Johnny may well decide to reopen his solo affair. I hope he gives us enough time to get through the First Annual Bastard Sons of Pinfall Marks Cheap-ass Tailgate 2007. We could certainly use another guy to chip in on the goodies. I have personally pledged a case of Natty Light. LPTS is in for some cheap plastic bottle o' booze- or is it vice versa? Anyway- maybe Johnny will sponsor a 40 oz. or something.

I am a Bud Heavy guy myself, but do approve of Coors Original. Coors light is awful. Cheers.

New Mountaineer Reading.

FYI- Two regular readers of Bastard Sons of Pinfall Marks have collaborated to form a new blog dedicated primarily to our glorious Mountaineers. Thus far they are dedicated solely to WVU football. Who isn't? (BSR until after the World Series) They call themselves The Unmistakeable Power of Fission (I have no idea) and have been up for a little over a week now. I promised to introduce them when they got a few posts deep- and so I am. Read them here:

http://poweroffission.blogspot.com/

Many of you may recall the fledgling stages of this glorious site. When the three of us made fun of each other with no readers and no cash cow advertising. Well, nothing has changed I guess. We do have some ads- but you assholes won't buy big tickets through OUR stub hub link. We aren't permitted to sit and click the ads ourselves. We still make fun of each other, only now three or four of you are reading it. In time I hope that the Fission guys develop their site into all the wonderment of our own. We DO have a BSPM tailgate coming up. Vladimir and Natty Light on us- come one come all.

Also, be looking forward to my MLB prediction review. Who picked the Brewers when nobody else would? BSR. Where are the Yanks now? A game and half behind the BoSox ready to overtake them the last week of the season. Who loves baseball more than BSR? Nobody- especially since football season is here. I understand this- its okay. WVU football is worth missing a game for. Please leave disparaging comments on the Fission site. I do.

Maybe we could contact this guy before our tailgate,

This 12 man beer bong looks promising. Delivering two beers per person per round, that case of Natty I pledged would be good for one time. Assuming of course that we have at least nine readers show up willing to try it out. For those of you who are little apprehensive, there will be a bag of snack size snickers on hand also. Created by the guy in the orange, and stolen from Deadspin, who stole it from EDSBS, I place it hear because it does kick ass. I have created similar contraptions, but never for more than a foursome. I give credit to that guy from Milwaukee.

Also, The Yankees are tied for first place with the big win over Tampa. Boston on the other hand had a hard time with KC. A-Rod even made up for the E on the pop-up with a big fly late in the game. tummysticks loves A-Rod and his purple lips.

Tailgate Getting Better

For those of you who may not read the comments as religiously as the posts themselves, I will herein share the news I broke as a comment to the story about our ads, and our big plans for spending the profits.

It is my understanding that we are at least $0.18 closer to the 40 oz. and Snickers fun pack we promised readers at our free tailgate. Date and time TBA. Well, I will go on record with my commitment to up the ante. Upon the arrival of the date and time TBA, I will supply the tailgate with one whole case of COLD Natty Light. Thats right Bastard fans, ice cold natty. I encourage my fellow contributors to pony up something equally as nice.