yeah, just three girls making out

West Virginia native Bob Starkey is now the active coach of the LSU womens basketball program after Pokey Chatman was forced to abruptly resign this week.

From the Daily Mail:

The Times-Picayune of New Orleans reported on its Web site Thursday that the resignation was prompted by the school's discovery of alleged inappropriate conduct between the 37-year-old Chatman and one or more players. Later, ESPN.com reported LSU had found out about an alleged improper sexual relationship between Chatman and a former player.

Our Hodge-Podge Page

This post is just to comment on the eclectic nature of the beast that is Pinfall Marks. As you scroll down this page, you are taken on this journey- from a dog shitting to a sweet ass, then to some NASCAR action (why?), followed by some bullshit about Borat, some yummy Pub Mix, a reubens reference (also yummy), penguin waa waa, an actual sports bit, a pic of Pryor, and finally back to the Penguins waa waa.

I dunno why we can't be full-time bloggers. This is all encompassing shit here. I will not even begin to consider addressing the pearls of wisdom contained within the comment threads. woot. Oh yeah, the animal you see pictured- as if you did not know- is a yak.

An Argentinian Friend of the Bastards...

Mountain State in Moviefilm

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, released on DVD Tuesday, contains among the special features a deleted scene purporting to take place in West Virginia. The scene depicts Borat in an animal shelter seeking to adopt a dog that can be easily trained to attack the Jew.

He smells a dogs ass at close range for about 30 seconds, and instructs the lady working there to hold her fingers against her head like horns and say "shalom" just before he asks how long he must cook the dog before sex.

Long story short, the opening of the scene credits "Denton County, West Virginia." I have never been to, or for that matter even heard of a "Denton County" but I have seen it on the screen- so it must exist. I checked the interweb just to make sure, and they have not heard of it either. I am still pretty sure it is out there though. Woot. Let's Go Snakes.

Look what LaLa brought me

When snowed in yesterday there was nothing to do but watch basketball all day. Watching sports all day can be very tiring, so you need to stock up on snacks. With the roads a mess the idea of pizza and wings was out due to undergrad delivery guys slamming into ditches at an alarming rate. So I went with the new snack of champions. Pub mix. Whether with beer, liquor, or just a Dew if you are not inclined to the adult beverages there is nothing better. You can't find a better snack that will fit in LaLa's backpack and still have an aroma pleasing to a dog's snout. Oh, and we will only beat Louisville tonight if either Joe Mazzulla or Da'Sean Butler have a career game (just a hunch).

Oh and in other Penguin news according to the AP:

PITTSBURGH -- Penguins owner Ron Burkle traveled to Las Vegas to meet with the mayor and discuss the possibility of relocating the team there.
Burkle, who lives in Los Angeles, led a delegation in talks with Las Vegas Mayor Oscar B. Goodman, according to Penguins spokesman Tom McMillan.
Meanwhile, Burkle and co-owner Mario Lemieux all prepared to meet with state, county and local officials on Thursday in Philadelphia to try to resolve differences over plans for a new arena in Pittsburgh.Elena Owens, a spokeswoman for Goodman, confirmed the meeting with Penguins officials.

Waa waa. Waa.

Here you see yours truly doing his best to score a job fetching beers, booze, pub mix and delicious sammies for some unsuspecting family in need of a messenger penguin. Waa waa.

I also thought this would be a nice chance for a wise-ass comment contest. Waa waa.

I am afraid to post any analysis of tonights match-up. Louisville is scary. I think about Smalligan and try to assure myself everything will be fine- but then I think about being a #1 seed in the fuckin' NIT and I get a little pissy. Waa.

I need that!

It snowed a bunch here earlier today. I was looking at leftovers in the fridge with both distaste and distrust, but the roads were too bad go out and get anything. Then I remembered LaLa. I wish I had a penguin that would go to Sheetz for me pulling a cart he could load up with beer, hotdogs, and darts for the Aussie. I tried to get the little dogs to go but Fredo wouldn't even leave the porch to pee and Vedder can't walk further than 3 feet if there is snow on the ground before she starts limping. Plus penguins make that cool noise, waaawaaa. Or at least every Penguin in the Batman movies/shows/cartoons made that noise. I'm sure they were accurate in their depiction of the bird, I mean all penguins smoke and carry umbrellas too, don't they?