In what will be known as the greatest hiring in WVU football history, Tony Dews has joined the WVU coaching staff as an assistant coach. Words cannot describe the happiness myself and I'm sure Robin feel right now. Hopefully, his wife Diet Dews will be a coach as well for women's soccer since diet Dew is for the ladies. Dews will work with receivers, special teams, recruiting, and washing down any meal in delicious fashion. With this hire the football staff for the 2007 season could now be fully in place. Dews beat out Roger Faygo, Johny Sprite, Sammy Coke, Leroy Sevenup, and even Stephen Orangecrush for the job. Bob Mountaindrop, Henry Mellowyellow, Brian Codered, Lenny Livewire, and Arnie Arcticblast were never considered for the vacant position because they suck. BTW The picture says "it'll tickle yore innards!" That's what I tell the ladies.