Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Pacman update

There is an article on aolfanhouse (sure wish they'd link us. - OS) that brings up some new Pacman Jones revelations. It appears as though Pac enjoys drugs in a way that only Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Morton Robert Downey Jr., and a few others will ever know. In more worrisome news for Pacman, he is also a gambler in a league with Charles Barkley and John Daly. He may have gambled thousand of dollars on college football. Pacman may be hearing from Commissioner Goddall very soon. According to the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement:
INTEGRITY OF GAME. Player recognizes the detriment to the League and professional football that would result from impairment of public confidence in the honest and orderly conduct of NFL games or the integrity and good character of NFL players. Player therefore acknowledges his awareness that if he accepts a bribe or agrees to throw or fix an NFL game; fails to promptly report a bribe offer or an attempt to throw or fix an NFL game; bets on an NFL game; knowingly associates with gamblers or gambling activity; uses or provides other players with stimulants or other drugs for the purpose of attempting to enhance on-field performance; or is guilty of any other form of conduct reasonably judged by the League Commissioner to be detrimental to the League or professional football, the Commissioner will have the right, but only after giving Player the opportunity for a hearing at which he may be represented by counsel of his choice, to fine Player in a reasonable amount; to suspend Player for a period certain or indefinitely; and/or to terminate this contract.
In other Pacman related news, he may have a new rule named after him. NFL players are advocating a three strikes and you're out for personal misconduct. Today on Cold Pizza, the Giants' player representative Jay Feely admitted that the rule was based upon two things:

1. The Bengals number of arrests (Chris Henry) this season; and
2. Players like Pacman Jones who has 8 off the field instances in his career already.

So he's got that going for him.


chutta said...

Haha. Nice reference of the collective bargaining agreement. Not so nice reference to Cold Pizza!?

And dude, Morton Downey Jr.?


Where are you pulling this shit from? I think you meant ROBERT Downey Jr.

letsplaytummysticks said...

I need something on in the background during nappy time. And one of those Downeys does blow the other just blows, I never know which is which.

chutta said...

Morton is dead. RIP.

letsplaytummysticks said...

Morton Anderson is dead?