Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Wise-ass comment contest.

This is an open call for the most clever remark concerning Pac Man and his latest run in with the law. Claiming not to have been a player in the shooting, and leaving the Las Vegas gentlemans club only because there was a triple shooting sounds plausible to me, but I am interested to hear your best quips.

I will start us off by saying that the truth lies undoubtedly in what Jones' attorney and the police may be unaware of- the fact that Pac Man was leaving because he had just been "sacrificed" on stage, got a little salty when whipped too hard with his own belt, then began to tongue lash the dancers (from a distance) with allegations of VD and poor feminine hygiene. It is as yet unclear if those in his entourage were encouraged to hasten his exit- if only for their own dignity or to enjoy a laugh safely away from enraged bouncers. Or he might have been been leaving because of the three man shooting, but that somehow seems less likely to me- a stripper with your belt is defintely more frightening than a stranger shooting other strangers. Let me hear your thoughts.

7 comments:

Option Spread said...

I, ahem... er, he will always have flashbacks of a glowing florescent green thong and will always swear he really couldn't tell whether those were razor bumps or genital warts.

But as I messaged tummysticks earlier, you gotta be proud of a former WVU student who can walk into a strip club with a garbage bag of full of money.

W00t!

Brave Sir Robin said...

bumps, warts, its all good. I had forgotten what color, um Pac Man, was staring down- but that sounds like it might be right. I wish I knew her name. lmfao over here.

letsplaytummysticks said...

My best guess. He was making out with a girl at the bar and after a while she said, "I can't believe I'm 18 and you are almost 30." This made him sad so he drank beer off of a table to cheer himself up. Then on the way he decided to fight a wall at which time someone shot the wall so it would fall down because "Damn them walls is huge." It ended with him falling asleep on the couch. shhhhhhh.

Option Spread said...

Pac Man, you ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your news letter.

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