Saturday, February 10, 2007

Well, Guess I'm drinking RC Cola from now on.

Apparently Coke doesn't do market research very well. During the first commercial break of the second half of the UCLA-WVU game, this commercial aired:



Its been reported that Nick Bennet, the star of the above travesty of an adverstisement, once set his Coke down during a game. This lack of commitment, similar to the Vick brothers' lack of commitment to organized laws and human decency, directly led to an infection of herpes, sexual assualt on minors and a tsunami. Way to go you Hokie piece of shit. I'm 1000% positive that applying Coke to herpes sores does not speed the healing of herpes outbreaks.

Seriously Coke, why would you air that during a West Virginia game? What single team do we hate more than anything, other than maybe Pitt? Surely someone, somewhere in your markeing department knows this. If not, type "Virginia Tech rivals" into google. But on the other hand, I imagine it would be hard to find a Moutaineer fan with a Coke-game tradition that didn't involve Jack Daniels.

This is really heart breaking for me. I've always drank Coke, but Pepsi is down right god awful, so it looks like RC Cola from here on out.

Oh, and WVU is up 19 on UCLA with like 13 minutes to go. Woot!

Update while editing: Lead down to 7. Crap.