Sunday, June 10, 2007

Two Bastards Watch Clemens 2007 Debut

The headline might be misleading here- there were thousands of bastards in attendance Saturday as The Rocket took the hill to face the Yanks in NYC. A better story may be soon to follow, but for now I provide a few snapshots of the trip.
I also have some pics of the new construction on Yankee Stadium II just a few blocks away from the current. As sentimental as I am about the house that Ruth built, it might be time for a new park in the Bronx. Constructed in 1923, it has great views of the field from everywhere, really good $8 Bud Lights and a ton section 33's. I personally was in four I think.
Billy's is a great bar a block or two away from the park, wherein a nice girl with white shorts helped me when I was so thirsty. She was probably in really good shape about a year ago. Not sure what that means- I thought she was alright yesterday myself. A friend of the Bastards- the one who took tummysticks to the football conference- seemed pretty confident she was twelve months past her physical apex. Kissin' wears out, cookin don't.


letsplaytummysticks said...

One of the bastards quit a little early though. Whenever Grabow or Torres is in the white flag is up and it's time to get to a bar. Also never realized how much of a rock star Jeter is in the Bronx. Women love him, men would gladly service him.

Anonymous said...

24 HRs, 63 RBIs, 2 purple lips, and a 9.5 game deficit after sweeping the Bucs. I like.

kaptianjudy said...

I like girls in white shorts a year past their physical prime!