Friday, February 16, 2007

Pride of the Yankees


Well, it could happen to anybody. Anyone who doesn't drive carefully enough to avoid cutting off cops in traffic after last call. Steve Swindal, George's son-in-law and the man in line to take over the reigns of the Bronx Bombers was arrested after four in the morning yesterday in St. Petersburg, FL for a friendly DUI.

Had he not refused the breathalyzer we could get a better idea of his drinking prowess. We do know he failed the field test, and was weaving at 61 in a 35. Impressive. No official comments thusfar aside from apologies from Steve via a spokesman- but it would certainly be fun to be a fly on the wall when Papa George got the news. I can't imagine having a father-in-law like the General.

Official Police Report

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