Pac Man ups the Bet
When Chris Henry and Pac Man Jones left WVU a few years ago and headed off to the first round of the NFL draft, rumor has it that they made a wager with each other: who can get into the most trouble. Pac Man raises. Your move Chris.
As I am sure most of you are aware by now, Pac Man was at a strip club in Vegas this past weekend during the NBA all star game when a bit of a skermish broke out ultimately resulting in gun fire and critical injuries to several non-professional athletes. Jones was interviewed by police because he was a witness, not a material suspect.
Well, the story seems to be changing a little. According to the hospitable folks at the strip club, while Pac Man was making the sky rain with singles from his bling bling trash bag wallet, an uninvited stripper began grabbing money. Pac Man allegedly grabbed her, told her to bug off and then punched her. The club's security guard grabbed ahold of the holy one, Pac Man, and separated the superstar from the uninvited stripper. Pac Man then allegeldy told the security guard, "I'm gonna kill you." There's apparently video evidence that confirms most of this.
One thing led to another and wouldn't you know, a member of Pac Man's mantourage shot the guard and a few other fine folks. "What does [the shot security guard] get for a hard day's work? A bullet in the spine because of a jackass athlete," the club co-owner said. "It's the most tragic thing I can imagine." Well, he could have gotten herpes because of a jackass athlete.
Can anyone say "charged with conspiracy to commit second degree homocidehomicide" followed by "plea to voluntary manslaughter"? And to think, he just got his car back.
Jones has comes a long way since his days in Morgantown. He is now throwing wads of cash at strippers and threatening murder. Four years ago, he was groveling and begging for a free bag of ice from the E-mart. You see Timmy, good things can happen. Good things can happen.
(update by tummysticks) The bouncer also suffered from bite marks on his ankles. It is believed these were also inflicted by Pac-Man or someone in his entourage. Police will begin forensic "grill" comparisons immediately. Also check out a news article showing the amount ($81,000) in the bag and the promoter who tried to steal it.
6 comments:
and to think he was only like 11 months from his 12 month probabtion ending, sooo close.
I must say that post rather well written, and is certainly a drastic improvement over a live blog. That said, a live blog of Pac man in that club tossing duckets and punching strippers would have had potential. I am interested to know whether or not he muttered anything derogatory in reference to razor bumps, and whether or not he ever ordered his mantourage a round of reubens.
appropriately enough i fucked up when i was trying tto compliment the writing. insert "was" as the sixth word in the above comment.
Best comment thread ever.
Does Tim Hardaway fantasize about "homocide"?
Damn type-o's.
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