Sunday, April 8, 2007

2007 Masters Champ Zach Johnson

Until this weekend I had never heard of the man you see pictured at right. Since he put up a big +1 to win the Masters I suppose we will all hear about him- at least on and off for the next few years. If he never wins another tourney, you will still see the name pop up every spring when they pass out those nice jackeys.

The greens were ridiculous, and the weather was not much help. Appropriately enough, he thanks Jesus and God and Jesus and his deceased grandfather... ad nausea. Happy Easter everyone, Happy Easter bastards, and Happy Easter guy behind me at the Blue and Gold game who decided to warm up by shitting his pants. White Shoes are always a good choice.


letsplaytummysticks said...

The end almost read like Linus from a Peanuts special, on crystal meth.

KaptianJudy said...

I would like to thank baby jesus, adult jesus, Tom Cruz, Anna Nicole Smith, and of course Binger!