Monday, April 23, 2007

The Bastards Fishing Report for the week of April 16

And now for your consideration, the Fishing Report for Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia for the week beginning April 16, 2007.

April 18: Cold. Fishing sucked. No beers. No strip clubs.
April 19: Cold. Fishing sucked. No beers. No strip clubs.
April 20: Cold. Fishing sucked. No beers. No strip clubs.
April 21: Not as cold. Fishing good. No beers. No strip clubs.

Eh, could've been worse. I could've been at the office all week.

And for lack of anywhere else to put this, some clever law students at WVU put together a little video. Its not the greatest thing ever, but its good to see a group of law students taking law school as serious as we Bastards did. Wait, is that period italicized?


letsplaytummysticks said...

I made it through 3 minutes. How can you have a real world takeoff without everyone sleeping with each other? I call Shenanigans.

Anonymous said...

I almost made it through three minutes. It is pretty sad that they spent that much "free" time in the fucking library. I definitely call shenanigans. The only things that is harder to believe than them spending so much time there to make such a shit film- that someone would go fishing for four days and not take any beer. I also call shenanigans on that bullshit. Fuck. I might be a little jaded though. Actual work a long way from surfable interwebs is a bitch I am not used to. Shit happens. Sparkling wiggles.

letsplaytummysticks said...

Upon further review I am embarrassed to even be mentioned in the same breath as the people that put this video together. Reading the paper in class, not paying attention, telling professors that you don't care about the answer, hitting people with snowballs, and drinking in class is in no way similar to this atrocity. These guys couldn't pass McKinley's two-prong test.

Anonymous said...

If you will recall, the McKinley test was the "McKinley One-Prong Test"- that is unless you have two cocks.

"You don't really know someone's gay unless you sleep with them."

"I am just gonna take your word for that one."