Tuesday, April 10, 2007

They Gone

Police sketch guy at strip club gave of who bit him.I have to make this quick because of worky, I promise more later this week when shit settles down. Pacman got a year and Henry got 8 games.


The commissioner made these two the first two players suspended under the new NFL standards of life policy. Tank Johnson will be soon to follow after he either is released or escapes from prison during a Natural Born Killers style riot. Pacman and Henry are going to use their time off to read to children and feed the homeless. Or get really drunk and fight people that are looking at them wrong. They haven't decided yet. From the Commish:

Your conduct has brought embarrassment and ridicule upon yourself, your club, and the NFL, and has damaged the reputation of players throughout the league. You have put in jeopardy an otherwise promising NFL career, and have risked both your own safety and the safety of others through your off-field actions. In each of these respects, you have engaged in conduct detrimental to the NFL and failed to live up to the standards expected of NFL players. Taken as a whole, this conduct warrants significant sanction."


Haha, no mention of WVU, therefore it's like they never even graduated went to school lived here. Now everyone at Deadspin can make the easy Huggins/Pacman/Henry joke. At least it's better than the "hey WV is rural here are some stereotypes of rural people" jokes.

10 comments:

chutta said...

I will run those rural stereotypin' sons of bitches over with my new tractor, ya hear? You took too long and my comments are now under the wrong post. You also deleted my comments you censoring Bastard. You are a very bad man.

Anonymous said...

You all seem like a bunch of snackers to me. WTF?

Brave Sir Robin said...

Nice to hear Pacman and Henry may have some spare time to spend together. It would be cool if they formed some sort of crime-fighting, NO, crime-enducing super duo. They could be like Pale Force, only the opposite. Addition by subtraction? Maybe they will come back to town and hang out with us at chutta's house...

letsplaytummysticks said...

A super villain team would be awesome. Pac could spit at people while Henry projectile vomited out the window at them. And they have enough of a posse to have plenty of henchmen. Other super powers; making it rain, looking like a lady, and asking for free shit from the E-mart.

KaptAInJudy said...

Lets not forget that Pac-Man will have time to work on his pool playing skills...like at "DJ's".

chutta said...

BSR, you are welcome to invite Pacman and Henry over. All snackers are welcome at the house of Chutta...except those bringing weak white sneaker action. Come with strong snacker sneaker action, or don't come at all.

Brave Sir Robin said...

I like the fact that weak white sneaker action is not welcome. I am not sure if "signature" white sneaks received as gifts are weak or not. That could go either way.

letsplaytummysticks said...

Signature sneaks are not weak. They are actually too strong.

Option Spread said...

Let me reiterate how much I hate you guys.

letsplaytummysticks said...

What have we ever done to you? Love doesn't hurt it heals.