Thursday, May 3, 2007

Round of Reubens

Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy, this is for you.And just like that Mitch Vingle atones. After Dave Hickman tried to take the law into his own hands last week and failed miserably, I was starting to worry about the Gazette. We took our problems with the article to Hickman, Vingle, and the Gazette's editor in emails and while we won't claim the glory we are very happy with the article released today.

Mitch Vingle went to the law school and interviewed Vince motherfucking Cardi. The Man. And the man told him exactly what the Bastards have been saying all along (probably because we all had him for a professor). The problem with the liquidated damages clause was not a lack of time frame, but that it looked like a penalty which would eliminate the clause and only give actual damages. Thank you Mitch. Now send a copy over the Mickey Furfari. He may be a legend, but he's wrong too because as Cardi said in Vingle's article there will always be a possibility of a loophole due to the unforeseeable aspects of the liquidated damages clause.

Meanwhile Hickman stands by his belief that banning text messages was wrong, but at least he isn't arguing that it is because coaches will simply call now. I don't have a problem with people that wanted to see text messaging continue, in fact EDSBS put together a rational argument for text messaging. Hickman just made the wrong argument the first time.

In non-self congratulatory news the WVU soccer team was put on probation for violations under former coach Seabolt. WVU will receive two years of reduced recruiting conduct and lessened visits. However, the NCAA found that the conduct was not due to lack of institutional control so no schollies were lost. There were three areas of concern. Seabolt was employed over the summer as an outside amateur coach kind of like an AAU coach. During this time he brought in WVU and prospective WVU players to the team which is an illegal practice and evaluation of prospective talent. Secondly, prospective student athletes were found to have participated in WVU practices before signing with the school while living cost free in the area. Finally, Seabolt apparently knew of a professional playing Australian and hid the files so that he would still be eligible. The lesson as always is never trust Australians with your beer.

In academic news the WVU men's football team is one point shy of the desired APR number of 925 which is calculated by athletes on scholarship remaining eligible and remaining enrolled. A perfect score is 1,000 and was achieved at WVU by the rifle and women's cross country teams. A grace period has been implemented, but will be removed by the NCAA in the upcoming year. Teams that do not reach 925 can have scholarships reduced.

Other programs that could face possible sanctions next year without improvement are Pitt baseball (923); West Virginia football (924), baseball (919), men's (915) and women's (910) basketball and wrestling (891); Penn State fencing (915); Duquesne men's basketball (909); and Robert Morris men's basketball (903), lacrosse (908) and women's golf (900).


Somebody find Brandon Barrett and get him a book. And have him read it to the wrestlers.

8 comments:

Option Spread said...

Well, fortunately, all 3 of our readers were properly informed on the issues weeks ago.

Regardless, its still an "uphill battle" with Cardi.

letsplaytummysticks said...

I'm just glad someone took the opportunity to inform themselves on the subject and then write about it. It seems simple, but I guess most writers would rather give an uninformed opinion.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy reading your blog. Some of the best and original writing about WVU athletics. Even if you all are lawyers.

Anonymous said...

I read this blog 40 times a day. It helps ease the pain...

chutta said...

Are you only concerned with football. What about the fact that damn near every sport we have is listed as subpar? WTF?

letsplaytummysticks said...

Am I only concerned with football. What a silly question. Yes I am. Until basketball season.

Brave Sir Robin said...

I also enjoy squash, jacks and marbles. I think those are just club teams though.

chutta said...

My dad smacked me in the head and said cricket is also important. His name is sort of like Apu.