This Week in Subscriptions:12/28/07

This week in subscriptions is a randomly obvious look at things we can't see without a subscription. And since I'm a cheap bastard (damn, I should change my name) I'll be opining on what could possibly be behind the firewall of money.

One Size Doesn't Fit All- The John Holmes Story. Wow, this is going to be easy!

Stewart's Stamp- In his spare time, WVU interim head football coach is a stamp collector. He once met Elvis and was a driving force behind the post office issuing the Elvis collector's stamps.

WVU Loses Two Players to Academics-I just have to call BS on this one since everyone knows it's Adam Bednarik and Mike Bilokonsky. Do you get the juicy details on what questions they missed on their finals?

City of Palms: Day Two Rundown- Great! The International Masturbation Association is having it's yearly convention.

Schools Begin to Emerge With Bajok- More on the the masturbation convention. See also: Majok on Display in the States, Circle City Classic Recap, and Fit at Both Ends.