Monday, January 21, 2008

Is There a Right Place For a Stabbing?

Whenever I read the words "wrong place at the wrong time", I never expect anything good to come after it. And this was no exception.

Two Utah football players who got stabbed in a street corner fight after leaving a house party were in the wrong place at the wrong time, their coach said Monday.

"It appears that our players are on the road to recovery, and for that we are very grateful," Utah coach Kyle Whittingham said. "As for the incident on Saturday night, we have been in contact with the Salt Lake County Sheriff's department and were told that the investigation is in its preliminary stages."

Thankfully neither was seriously injured. But what is this about a house party? Why aren't parties just parties anymore? I not trying to say that Mormons can't bring it like the rest of the country, but really, they have house parties in Salt Lake City? Who knew?

Something tells me that "Animal" Mac Young was not the attacker in this case. Because he loves Rambo. He loves everything about Rambo. From his clothes to his haircut to his knife. And he wants to teach you how to be like him and how to attack correctly.

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