Drumroll please...

While countless readers will no doubt be disappointed with the lack of content associated with this entry, it should be noted that this is the first entry your author has published in such a forum, and as such he has determined to be as verbose as possible in an effort to exercise such newly discovered power.

As a precursor to all entries I submit from this point on, you should all expect to read esoteric ramblings on a great many topics, some opinionated sports writing (heavy on West Virginia Mountaineer and New York Yankee analysis) and some inside jokes that only a degenerate few will understand. Despair not fair readers of blogdom- for in time you too will come to understand some of these. However, there are no assurances that you will appreciate them.

I will tell you of beliefs, but don't necessarily want to explain them. This blog- being so new- will no doubt present itself as an uphill battle. But when you think about it, isn't that the best. For those of you concerned I did italicize that period. Why would I raise my cholseterol you might ask... so I could lower it of course. Somebody should incorporate George Zipp into this blog sometime, oh wait...

Until I think of something profound I would like to share with you all... go back to doing whatever you should be doing.