Odds and Ends

In what I'm sure will be elaborated on later, it was a bad week for Mexico.

New Mexico is back in the news as he seeks to have his $6.35 million lawsuit dismissed. His accuser is a teenage girl he spent a few years stomping, but not in the leg.

Ron Mexico took it up a notch in showing lil' brother exactly how a Mexico rolls. Vick claimed it was a treatment for his disease. He was later informed he has herpes and not glaucoma.

When asked for comment the two Vicks extended a finger from their shared bedroom window in their parents house.

Before any VT apologists try to bring up Pacman or Henry let me point out that neither of them have a freshman dorm named after them.

In other news WVU thought they had a line coach. Rodriguez hopes to fill the rest of the staff within the next 3 weeks. Still needed are offensive line coach, WR coach, TE coach, butcher, baker, and candlestick maker.

Steve Slaton will miss spring ball while getting his now year needed surgery on his wrist.