Monday, August 20, 2007

It fell off of the truck

Earlier I stated the mancrush developing on J.T. Thomas here for the Bastards. J.T. must be trying to nurture that crush by trying to be a badboy. Maybe he will get some tattoos or start smoking behind the old grocery store. Or he could join Ellis Lankster in getting arrested. Both Thomas and Lankster (both potential starters) were arrested on Saturday night after a computer was reported stolen and then found in Lankster's car. Thomas claims that the two are innocent:

Thomas was also in the car at the time and claims to have bought the computer second-hand.

So either the two stole a computer after the big summer scrimmage Saturday, had someone steal a computer for them and then "bought" it for like $50 Saturday night, or were at a party or driving around and someone stopped them and asked if they would like to purchase a computer at a discount. In the third scenario I'd expect the guy to be wearing a mask around his eyes as they shifted around nervously, a black and white striped shirt, and twirling his mustache while talking.

UPDATE: According to the Daily Mail the charges were transporting and receiving stolen property which makes number 2 the scenario the police believe.

5 comments:

KaptianJudy said...

The real messed up part of that is; the computer belonged to a second year medical student. The CPU contained notes, tests, and numerous other med school related materials! Fuckers!

letsplaytummysticks said...

Other med school related materials like latex gloves?

kaptianjudy said...

Not only latex gloves, but female genitalia from a cadaver...

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letsplaytummysticks said...

Does anyone know the penalty in WV for stealing a medical vagina? I know it's pretty steep for an amusement and/or work vagina.