Oh Pacman, How I Love Thee
In an otherwise slow period of sports, particularly when your basketball team is regressing to preseason NIT expectations, Pacman saves the day. He has officially been charged with Felonious Obstruction arising from an incident last year in Fayetteville, Georgia.
The alleged obstruction occurred one night in February when Jones and friends were sitting in a car outside a house around 1 a.m., Heaton said. Police had been monitoring the area for burglaries and when they approached the car there was a verbal confrontation. Jones wasn't suspected of being involved in any burglaries.
"The verbal altercation led to a physical confrontation and they ran into a home they were sitting outside of. We had to run in and get them and there was a physical confrontation with Pacman and he was charged with the felony obstruction," Heaton said. "We had to get physical with him and he got physical with us."
Quick, hide in the house directly in front of where the confrontation occurred. The po-po will never find us in there. If they do find us, let's tackle them when they come in the door - and hold them down and tickle them! It'll be all in good fun. We'll laugh. The cops will laugh. We'll all smoke a doobie and go get ice cream together. It'll be fun.
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In other news, Benny Barqs was fired from his coaching job today although his gameplan always had some "bite". Dew.
Perhaps he thought they might need a warrant? I dunno, maybe if he had his trash bag 'o money handy a little bribe could've been arranged. Granted that strategy is more expensive, and doesn't help your street cred, so- actually forget I ever said that. Pac Man did the right thing.
If he had drawn the curtains they never would have known where he was.
Better yet... the cops knock on the door. Pac Man replies, "Who is it?" in a high squeeky voice. "Its the police, mam. We're looking for the suspicious males who just ran inside with Pacman."
"No Pacman here" Pacman replies. Confused an unable to explain where he could have gone, the police slowly back away scratching thier heads.
Or he opens the door with his finger over his upper lip in fake-mustache disguise and says:
"What is the meaning of this, I was taking a nap."
"So sorry sir."
And scene.
Or, he answers the door with a towel over his head and a bath robey covering his clothing.
{pants legs up and clinched tight and the top clinched tightly under his chin}
After hastily having forced his friends to strip bare, he tells the officers in an effiminate breathy voice, "I dunno offica, its just us in heah. We been workin sa hard I had ta rinse off. If ya don't find dem boys, ya can cum find us.
{Cops either back away slowly or rip buttons off of shirts and dive in- lube at the ready.}
Scene.
Jesus. On your Dad's bed too?
do you think Pac Man had the good taste to musk up before he went in the titty bar with a bag of cash?
If so, would it have been Kentucky Gentlemen or Sex Panther?
I would guess Black Beard's Delight and if not probably English Gentleman, although I'm sure Pac has had the formidable musk of Kentucky Gentlman after a long night at the booby club before.
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